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FROM THE MAKERS OF ELVIS EATS THE CEREAL THAT ALTERS YOUR BEHAVIOUR AND MAKES YOU AN
ELVIS IMPERSONATOR
TYRANTS-R-US
HAPPILY ANNOUNCES
SUPER
SUBMISSIVE
SMACKS
THE SUPER CORN CEREAL SHAPED LIKE LIP ‘SMACKS’ AND LETTERS THAT SPELLS ‘KISSES’. WE BELIEVE IN PASSION WHILE MAKING YOU SUBMIT.
ACTIVE INGREDIENTS: SUGAR AND FLUORIDE
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TRY OUR OTHER TYRANT-R-US PRODUCTS
MUNCHIE HANDS & FINGERS
BERRY APOLLO MOONERS
JALAPENO JAIL CELLS
UNSALTED POTATO PLEAS
FLUORO-MINED BOTTLED WATER
ZANAX FLAVOURED CORN CHIPS
PLANET X CRACKERS
BAKED ARTIFICIAL 2’s +2’s = 5’s
SALTLESS 5 DAYS COUNTERS
SPICY GORED EYEBALLS & TEETH
FLAT EARTH STRING-A-LONGS
You’re very creative!!
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