The Highest Education Can Be Yours At FRED'S UNIVERSITY

 

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FRED’S UNIVERSITY

PROUDLY INTRODUCES

INDOCTRINATION 201

AT F.U. WE TAKE OUR TIME WITH

YOUR PERSONAL BRAINWASHING

AT F.U. WE ENCOURGES YOU TO

“BE ALL THAT WE KNOW YOU CAN BE”

AT F.U. WE H.I.T. (HYPNO INDUCED THERAPY) YOU WITH CONFIDENCE

OUR DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS ALLOWS YOU TO BE A F.U. FREE THINKER

YOUR HEALTH AND OUR VACCINES

HELPS YOU TO HAVE NO FREE THOUGHTS

F.U.’s MASKS DISTINGUISH YOU FROM LOOKING NORMAL

A SALUTE OF 6 FEET SOCIAL DISTANCE IS F.U.’s INITIATION GIFT TO YOU

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F.U.’s DISTINGUISH FACULTY

PROF. WES. LEAR HOKEHOLD

PROF. SNIDER SNORTFLUFF

PROF. CONNEE ANGERHATE

PROF. BUBBA BEEFALONG

PROF. RIPLEE TESSTOSERON

PROF. VALERA KROSSEYE

PROF. SLADE CUTTHROAT

PROF. RALPH IGNITSELFTON

PROF. NODS SHIFFSHEAD

ON BEHALF OF THE FACULTY OF

FRED’S UNIVERSITY

I, DEAN, FREDA AL RE’SERVEO

WELCOME YOU