Front of Hoodie
MAJOR LEAGUE SOCIAL DISTANCING
THE LEAGUE THAT TAKES THE TYRANNY OUT OF
BEING TOLD TO STAY WITHIN 6 FEET AND
MAKES IT A COMPETITION
TWO TEAMS OF 33
EACH TEAMS LINE UP 6 FEET APART
15 COMBATANTS ON LEFT AND RIGHT
CONTROL CENTER HAS 2 SPOTTERS AND COACH
OBJECTIVE
LAST PERSON STANDING IS WINNER
EACH COMBATANT MUST STAND WITH 2 SHOPPING BAGS
WITH EQUAL WEIGHT DISTRIBUTIONS
RULES
BAG/S TOUCHING THE GROUND IS DISQUALIFIED
SAME WEIGHT CLASS GO HEAD TO HEAD
SPOTTERS OFFER WATER/NUTRIENTS
COMBATANTS USES MULTIPLE METHODS OF BAGS SUPPORTS
ANY BODY PARTS IS ACCEPTABLE
ANY OUTSIDE AIDS ARE INCLUDED IN OVERALL WEIGHT
PICTURE OF STICK PEOPLE LINE UP DOING GOD KNOW
WHAT WITH SHOPPING BAG TO HOLD THEM UP
ALL IN THE SPIRITS OF COMPETITION
PICTURE SHOULD CONTINUE TO BACK OF HOODIE
FOR FLAIR AND DRAMATICS
Back Of Hoodie
THREE HOURS PLUS OF
BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS
TWO TEAMS/ ONE VICTOR
BATTLES TO BE TOP SOCIAL DISTANCING CHAMPION
SOME COMPETITORS COMMENTS
F..K/DARN...I COULD HAVE HAD A V8
USED MY HEAD BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH
AND I THOUGHT SOCIAL DISTANCING WAS A CINCH
BRUTAL...TWO SHOPPING BAGS...ONE ORDEAL
I....I....THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE
NEVER SHOP AGAIN...YEAH...I’M A SORE LOSER
NEVER TRUST A COACH WITH AN AGENDA
THERE WAS A GUY WITH A SCRIPT...D/YA THINK???
OUR SPONSORS...LOSE FARTS...DIDN’T HELP MUCH
WE EMPTIED OUR MINDS OF TEMPTATIONS
SOMEONE YELLED....LOOK!! OVER THERE!!
OPPONENTS KEPT LAUGHING...THEY WERE MEAN
ATE MY NUTS...STILL WASN’T ENOUGH
COACH “TRANNY” DIDN’T KNOW WHO TO ROOST FOR
DICK ENMEHEAD IS ONE MEAN SOCIAL DISTANCER
TRAINED WITH THE BEST...IKE VIOLATKER
HOW DID I WIN......GOD AND THE SCRIPTURES
ADD YOUR OWN
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