Front
of Hoodie
MAJOR
LEAGUE SOCIAL DISTANCING
THE
LEAGUE THAT TAKES
THE TYRANNY OUT OF
BEING
TOLD TO STAY WITHIN 6 FEET AND
MAKES
IT A COMPETITION
TWO
TEAMS OF 33
EACH
TEAMS LINE UP 6 FEET APART
15
COMBATANTS ON LEFT AND RIGHT
CONTROL
CENTER HAS 2 SPOTTERS AND COACH
OBJECTIVE
LAST
PERSON STANDING IS WINNER
EACH
COMBATANT MUST STAND WITH 2 SHOPPING BAGS
WITH
EQUAL WEIGHT DISTRIBUTIONS
RULES
BAG/S
TOUCHING THE GROUND IS DISQUALIFIED
SAME
WEIGHT CLASS GO HEAD TO HEAD
SPOTTERS
OFFER WATER/NUTRIENTS
COMBATANTS
USES MULTIPLE
METHODS
OF BAGS SUPPORTS
ANY
BODY PARTS IS ACCEPTABLE
ANY
OUTSIDE AIDS ARE INCLUDED IN OVERALL WEIGHT
PICTURE
OF STICK PEOPLE LINE UP DOING GOD KNOW
WHAT
WITH SHOPPING BAG TO HOLD THEM UP
ALL
IN THE SPIRITS OF COMPETITION
PICTURE
SHOULD CONTINUE TO BACK OF HOODIE
FOR
FLAIR AND DRAMATICS
Back
Of Hoodie
THREE
HOURS PLUS OF
BLOOD
SWEAT AND TEARS
TWO
TEAMS/ ONE VICTOR
BATTLES
TO BE TOP SOCIAL DISTANCING CHAMPION
SOME
COMPETITORS COMMENTS
F..K/DARN...I
COULD HAVE HAD A V8
USED
MY HEAD BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH
AND
I THOUGHT SOCIAL DISTANCING WAS A CINCH
BRUTAL...TWO
SHOPPING BAGS...ONE
ORDEAL
I....I....THOUGHT
I WAS GOING TO DIE
NEVER
SHOP AGAIN...YEAH...I’M
A SORE LOSER
NEVER
TRUST A COACH WITH AN AGENDA
THERE
WAS A GUY WITH A SCRIPT...D/YA THINK???
OUR
SPONSORS...LOSE FARTS...DIDN’T HELP MUCH
WE
EMPTIED OUR MINDS OF TEMPTATIONS
SOMEONE
YELLED....LOOK!! OVER THERE!!
OPPONENTS
KEPT LAUGHING...THEY WERE MEAN
ATE
MY NUTS...STILL WASN’T
ENOUGH
COACH
“TRANNY” DIDN’T KNOW WHO TO ROOST FOR
DICK
ENMEHEAD IS ONE MEAN SOCIAL DISTANCER
TRAINED
WITH THE BEST...IKE VIOLATKER
HOW
DID I WIN......GOD AND THE SCRIPTURES
ADD
YOUR OWN