New World Order Inspired
Hockey League
Out of
the disabilitating effects of the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020 and
the pressuring need to shoot a rubberized disk into a net comes the
National Wockey League. This new brand of hockey integrates the sport
of hockey and the avoid-a-person concept that everybody loves and are
obedient to. There’s the hockey rink size which remains the same
size and the rules are the same.
The
C.D.C. has identified a new self-replicating virus that attaches to
the host’s brain making them passive and without memory. This
seriously contagious pathogen can spread and cause zombie like
symptoms without the Hollywood horror side-effects. Nicknamed the
ERASEAVIRUS...this virus render a person unable to walk, talk and
chew gum at the same time. It more lethal than fluoride because this
pathogen works instantaneously.
To
combat this virus and promote a zombie free game of Hockey...the
league join forces with the P.I.P.’s
and form a task force division code-named Z.I.T.. (Zombie Initiative
Team) The Z.I.T’s goal is to manufacture a feasible game of
entertaining Hockey working within the confines of the virus
symptoms. They designed a
full body suit that is air conditioned powered wirelessly by the
power supplied by scoreboard. The
high tech hockey uniform eliminates the social distance that is
required and allows the players to play unimpeded....what will they
think of next!
WOW....I
could have had a V8...but the
Z.I.T.’s with influences from the P.I.P.’s saved the game of
hockey.
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