Players Will Be Injected With The SMARTASHELL Vaccine

Rebound BasketBall Association

A brand new exciting form of basketball emerges out of the ashes of the 2020 Pandemic. Integrating social distancing into the game....the games makers thought to rebound the ball off the players and referees and thus forged the Rebound Basketball Association.

Since players that play can’t be within 6 feet of the next players then the rules had to change to protect the players from contacting the RIDICULOVIRUS...a mutating form of virus that SHAMES you for getting in contact with it. Deadly serious consequences will happen and every player knows not to contact the virus and are compliant with the new rules.

The new rules set forth a new exciting remake of the basketball game with a fundamental overhaul of the rules. Players are allowed to dribble, pass and rebound the ball off any part of the body. Since the social distancing is an integral part of the game....players learn a more intellectual game with angles and geometry employed to play the game.

Players wear full body jumpsuits developed by the P.I.P. (Pathogens Intolerance Protection) team– a spin-off corporation of the T.I.T.. The P.I.P.’s utilizes air conditioning technolgy to design a court that sucks the bad air out and lets in fresh pathogen-free throughout the playing area. All that is left for the players to do is to dodge and deflect the ball up and down the court thus scoring a basket at each end.

Looking at this game is similar to playing a game of chess on a basketball court with each player utilizing their superior INTELLECTS to guide the ball and to score a basket.